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  1. clueless1
    Funny x 5

    Got a weird cider message

    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy Jack cider. I just put it over the wall where the rest of their rubbish was carelessly...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy Jack cider. I just put it over the wall where the...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy...
    clueless1, Dec 29, 2015
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    clueless1
    Dec 29, 2015
  2. clueless1
    Agree x 5

    Things that make no sense to me

    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or misconstrued when posted on the internet, and sadly our US cousins seem to be particularly susceptible to...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or misconstrued when posted on the internet, and sadly our...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or...
    clueless1, Dec 23, 2015 ... 2
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    Fat Controller
    Dec 30, 2015
  3. liliana
    Agree x 4

    New Year Gong's

    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    liliana, Dec 31, 2015
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    shiney
    Jan 1, 2016
  4. mowgley
    Funny x 4

    The joys of bacon

    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    mowgley, Jan 1, 2016
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    pamsdish
    Jan 2, 2016
  5. liliana
    Agree x 4

    It's only a bigger Sunday dinner !!

    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how little i have eaten and another day eat 1500 etcif...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
    liliana, Dec 23, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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    Dips
    Jan 2, 2016
  6. Phil A
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, wakey wakey !! 2015 mk 2

    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Phil A, Apr 17, 2015 ... 154 155 156
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  7. Fat Controller
    Locked

    A Joke or Two... 2015

    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 17 18 19
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  8. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Are You Good at Captions... 2015

    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 16 17 18
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  9. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Currently Listening To.... mark IV 2015

    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 13 14 15
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  10. HarryS
    Funny x 8

    New Basil Fawlty Specsaver Advert

    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    HarryS, Jan 3, 2016
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    Gogs
    Jan 3, 2016
  11. "M"
    Funny x 4

    This is a belly laugh moment for dog lovers ...

    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    "M", Jan 6, 2016
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    "M"
    Jan 16, 2016
  12. clueless1

    How to dispose of The Leather

    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    clueless1, Jan 3, 2016 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Jan 16, 2016
  13. kindredspirit
    Funny x 3

    Truisms.

    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    kindredspirit, Jan 22, 2016
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    "M"
    Jan 22, 2016
  14. Phil A

    latin names for when the national trust visitors ask

    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Phil A, Feb 4, 2016 ... 2
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    Anthony Rogers
    Feb 5, 2016
  15. liliana

    Happy Chinese New Year !!

    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    chinese.jpg images (2).jpg images (3).jpg
    liliana, Feb 8, 2016
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    liliana
    Feb 8, 2016
  16. clueless1
    Funny x 5

    Probably want some ice on that

    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    clueless1, Feb 5, 2016
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    Fat Controller
    Feb 11, 2016
  17. HarryS
    Funny x 8

    Trump Donald !

    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    HarryS, Feb 13, 2016
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    redstar
    Feb 13, 2016
  18. shiney
    Like x 5

    How To Pose With Statues

    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    shiney, Feb 22, 2016
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    "M"
    Feb 22, 2016
  19. shiney
    Funny x 6

    What Are They Looking At?

    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    shiney, Feb 22, 2016 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Feb 22, 2016
  20. Rustler
    Like x 3

    Here we go.

    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the...
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the right time :thumbsup:In the meantime, enjoy walking with your dog :doggieshmooze:
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the right time :thumbsup:In the meantime, enjoy walking with...
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the...
    Rustler, Feb 28, 2016
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    "M"
    Feb 29, 2016
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