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  1. Rustler
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    Getting excited.

    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
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  2. JWK
    Like x 22

    You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten minutes ago...:doh:
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
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  3. Rustler

    Six Nations.

    Yes Wigan play Saint Helens every good Friday . If we can learn how to catch a rugby ball this week , it should be a good game :blue thumb:
    Yes Wigan play Saint Helens every good Friday . If we can learn how to catch a rugby ball this week , it should be a good game :blue thumb:
    Yes Wigan play Saint Helens every good Friday . If we can learn how to catch a rugby ball this week , it should be a good game :blue thumb:
    Yes Wigan play Saint Helens every good Friday . If we can learn how to catch a rugby ball this week , it should be a good game :blue thumb:
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  4. shiney
    Funny x 10

    Guess The Ending

    Clever little thing :doggieshmooze: !
    Clever little thing :doggieshmooze: !
    Clever little thing :doggieshmooze: !
    Clever little thing :doggieshmooze: !
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  5. HarryS
    Funny x 4

    Bring on the Clowns....

    Putting personal politics aside for a moment I don't think I'd ever put the 80's as clowns.Think about it, the end of the Cold War, the Berlin Wall coming down, I think those two ( along with...
    Putting personal politics aside for a moment I don't think I'd ever put the 80's as clowns.Think about it, the end of the Cold War, the Berlin Wall coming down, I think those two ( along with Mikhael Gorbachev) achieved more for peace than anyone since the end of WWII.
    Putting personal politics aside for a moment I don't think I'd ever put the 80's as clowns.Think about it, the end of the Cold War, the Berlin Wall coming down, I think those two ( along with Mikhael Gorbachev) achieved more for peace than...
    Putting personal politics aside for a moment I don't think I'd ever put the 80's as clowns.Think about it, the end of the Cold War, the Berlin Wall coming down, I think those two ( along with...
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  6. clueless1

    Plant magic

    There's no doubt that there are many charlatans out there that are looking for mugs to help swell their coffers but it's just the fact that the internet has helped make it appear so prolific. As...
    There's no doubt that there are many charlatans out there that are looking for mugs to help swell their coffers but it's just the fact that the internet has helped make it appear so prolific. As with everything else on the internet, you need to use some judgement and common sense. The legal...
    There's no doubt that there are many charlatans out there that are looking for mugs to help swell their coffers but it's just the fact that the internet has helped make it appear so prolific. As with everything else on the internet, you need to...
    There's no doubt that there are many charlatans out there that are looking for mugs to help swell their coffers but it's just the fact that the internet has helped make it appear so prolific. As...
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  7. Beckie76

    Half-and-half!

    :snorky: Mango ice cream, that sounds very yummy @shiney :thumbsup: Thank you very much for your reply, it's very much appreciated :dbgrtmb:
    :snorky: Mango ice cream, that sounds very yummy @shiney :thumbsup: Thank you very much for your reply, it's very much appreciated :dbgrtmb:
    :snorky: Mango ice cream, that sounds very yummy @shiney :thumbsup: Thank you very much for your reply, it's very much appreciated :dbgrtmb:
    :snorky: Mango ice cream, that sounds very yummy @shiney :thumbsup: Thank you very much for your reply, it's very much appreciated :dbgrtmb:
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  8. HarryS
    Funny x 8

    Highly Recommended Shrubs

    Well I know they're quite a common shrub (or tree) but I do love my Cotoneaster. It doesn't half earn it's keep. It has loads of flowers on it when in bloom and the bees are then all over it. ...
    Well I know they're quite a common shrub (or tree) but I do love my Cotoneaster. It doesn't half earn it's keep. It has loads of flowers on it when in bloom and the bees are then all over it. Then it's full of berries and the leaves on it go a lovely reddish colour in autumn before they drop. ...
    Well I know they're quite a common shrub (or tree) but I do love my Cotoneaster. It doesn't half earn it's keep. It has loads of flowers on it when in bloom and the bees are then all over it. Then it's full of berries and the leaves on it go a...
    Well I know they're quite a common shrub (or tree) but I do love my Cotoneaster. It doesn't half earn it's keep. It has loads of flowers on it when in bloom and the bees are then all over it. ...
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  9. clueless1

    Craving red cabbage

    Try it with poached or soft boiled eggs. I did. It's delicious.
    Try it with poached or soft boiled eggs. I did. It's delicious.
    Try it with poached or soft boiled eggs. I did. It's delicious.
    Try it with poached or soft boiled eggs. I did. It's delicious.
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  10. clueless1

    Unexpected things you learn in unexpected situations

    Well, you did ask! :heehee: Everything's a clue for a song. :)This is the earliest known recording (1928) of the song. The song was adopted by the Industrial Workers of the World (known as Wobblies)...
    Well, you did ask! :heehee: Everything's a clue for a song. :)This is the earliest known recording (1928) of the song. The song was adopted by the Industrial Workers of the World (known as Wobblies) in 1908 and became very popular during the Depression.
    Well, you did ask! :heehee: Everything's a clue for a song. :)This is the earliest known recording (1928) of the song. The song was adopted by the Industrial Workers of the World (known as Wobblies) in 1908 and became very popular during the Depression.
    Well, you did ask! :heehee: Everything's a clue for a song. :)This is the earliest known recording (1928) of the song. The song was adopted by the Industrial Workers of the World (known as Wobblies)...
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  11. music
    Funny x 5

    This Is True.

    On the Radio this morning.A Teacher giving religious instruction in a class, was telling the story of 'The Three Wise Men' visiting Jesus's birth place in Bethlehem,taking with them gifts of...
    On the Radio this morning.A Teacher giving religious instruction in a class, was telling the story of 'The Three Wise Men' visiting Jesus's birth place in Bethlehem,taking with them gifts of Gold,Frankincense, and Myrrh and giving these to Joseph and Mary.The teacher was saying how poor Mary...
    On the Radio this morning.A Teacher giving religious instruction in a class, was telling the story of 'The Three Wise Men' visiting Jesus's birth place in Bethlehem,taking with them gifts of Gold,Frankincense, and Myrrh and giving these to...
    On the Radio this morning.A Teacher giving religious instruction in a class, was telling the story of 'The Three Wise Men' visiting Jesus's birth place in Bethlehem,taking with them gifts of...
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  12. music
    Funny x 3

    One Way To Get Your Garden Dug Up Free.

    Cor, another potential answer to all of those 'why isn't my garden draining properly' posts - check whether there's a Roman Villa underneath it.
    Cor, another potential answer to all of those 'why isn't my garden draining properly' posts - check whether there's a Roman Villa underneath it.
    Cor, another potential answer to all of those 'why isn't my garden draining properly' posts - check whether there's a Roman Villa underneath it.
    Cor, another potential answer to all of those 'why isn't my garden draining properly' posts - check whether there's a Roman Villa underneath it.
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  13. BeeHappy
    Like x 5

    Celebrating Shakespeare

    Thank you, Bee :thumbsup:Thank goodness I've planted the wildflower seeds ... I'll have a little "Poets Corner" of my own when they grow :heehee:
    Thank you, Bee :thumbsup:Thank goodness I've planted the wildflower seeds ... I'll have a little "Poets Corner" of my own when they grow :heehee:
    Thank you, Bee :thumbsup:Thank goodness I've planted the wildflower seeds ... I'll have a little "Poets Corner" of my own when they grow :heehee:
    Thank you, Bee :thumbsup:Thank goodness I've planted the wildflower seeds ... I'll have a little "Poets Corner" of my own when they grow :heehee:
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  14. music
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  15. Ariadae

    Diets

    eat what you want, just as little as necessary (but sometimes it has to be really, really little), is my method. It will prevent not only unwanted fatty tissues but 1million health issues...
    eat what you want, just as little as necessary (but sometimes it has to be really, really little), is my method. It will prevent not only unwanted fatty tissues but 1million health issues...
    eat what you want, just as little as necessary (but sometimes it has to be really, really little), is my method. It will prevent not only unwanted fatty tissues but 1million health issues...
    eat what you want, just as little as necessary (but sometimes it has to be really, really little), is my method. It will prevent not only unwanted fatty tissues but 1million health issues...
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  16. clueless1
    Agree x 6

    u turn? spin? spiral?

    Expecting a Tory Govt. to "Do The Right Thing" is like expecting Victor Frankenstein to do an organ donor drive out of the goodness of his heart and with no ulterior motives. :rolleyespink:It's always gonnae...
    Expecting a Tory Govt. to "Do The Right Thing" is like expecting Victor Frankenstein to do an organ donor drive out of the goodness of his heart and with no ulterior motives. :rolleyespink:It's always gonnae be in a Tory politician's blood to try to wind it back as close to awful Victorian times as they...
    Expecting a Tory Govt. to "Do The Right Thing" is like expecting Victor Frankenstein to do an organ donor drive out of the goodness of his heart and with no ulterior motives. :rolleyespink:It's always gonnae be in a Tory politician's blood to try to wind it...
    Expecting a Tory Govt. to "Do The Right Thing" is like expecting Victor Frankenstein to do an organ donor drive out of the goodness of his heart and with no ulterior motives. :rolleyespink:It's always gonnae...
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  17. Phil A
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  18. clanless

    Natural Environment Research Council

    They are at least naming one of the ROv's 'Boaty' as a nod to the competition. Nice.
    They are at least naming one of the ROv's 'Boaty' as a nod to the competition. Nice.
    They are at least naming one of the ROv's 'Boaty' as a nod to the competition. Nice.
    They are at least naming one of the ROv's 'Boaty' as a nod to the competition. Nice.
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Birdie's evensong

    Looking at the design of yours I wouldn't be surprised if it was produced by the same architect as oursWe recycle as much as possible too We're allowed to take anything we like from our...
    Looking at the design of yours I wouldn't be surprised if it was produced by the same architect as oursWe recycle as much as possible too We're allowed to take anything we like from our amenity sites and all garden rubbish is composted by our local authority. :)
    Looking at the design of yours I wouldn't be surprised if it was produced by the same architect as oursWe recycle as much as possible too We're allowed to take anything we like from our amenity sites and all garden rubbish is composted by...
    Looking at the design of yours I wouldn't be surprised if it was produced by the same architect as oursWe recycle as much as possible too We're allowed to take anything we like from our...
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  20. clueless1

    Ive dyed my hands

    It makes your hands slippy, making it far from ideal when trying to climb trees on an alien rain forest world.Problem solved. I found a stone on a rope that I vaguely know is something to do...
    It makes your hands slippy, making it far from ideal when trying to climb trees on an alien rain forest world.Problem solved. I found a stone on a rope that I vaguely know is something to do with wife, and skin. So I used it to scrub my hands, and all the dye came off and my hands are lovely...
    It makes your hands slippy, making it far from ideal when trying to climb trees on an alien rain forest world.Problem solved. I found a stone on a rope that I vaguely know is something to do with wife, and skin. So I used it to scrub my hands,...
    It makes your hands slippy, making it far from ideal when trying to climb trees on an alien rain forest world.Problem solved. I found a stone on a rope that I vaguely know is something to do...
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