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  1. Dorsetmike

    Why I fired my secretary

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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  2. miraflores

    at the bar

    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the orders: "Here is tea. Which of the two has ordered a clean cup? "...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the orders: "Here is tea. Which of the two has ordered...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the...
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  3. Victoria

    Nighty, night, sleep tight ...

    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
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  4. accidentalgardener

    This is definitely not right!

    IP,His name is Bertram and i am training him for his owner as Bertram has 'issues'
    IP,His name is Bertram and i am training him for his owner as Bertram has 'issues'
    IP,His name is Bertram and i am training him for his owner as Bertram has 'issues'
    IP,His name is Bertram and i am training him for his owner as Bertram has 'issues'
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  5. intermiplants

    how good were are england rugby

    Walnut, i agree, hubby ans son watched it up the Rugby Club, everyone up there thought it was a very good show
    Walnut, i agree, hubby ans son watched it up the Rugby Club, everyone up there thought it was a very good show
    Walnut, i agree, hubby ans son watched it up the Rugby Club, everyone up there thought it was a very good show
    Walnut, i agree, hubby ans son watched it up the Rugby Club, everyone up there thought it was a very good show
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    610
  6. Banana Man

    Tescos is cheaper !

    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
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  7. Banana Man

    Which Sports Car Are You?

    000ops! Didn't realise I had to answer some questions - so seems I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! (but I still like that Austin 7)You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're...
    000ops! Didn't realise I had to answer some questions - so seems I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! (but I still like that Austin 7)You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side,...
    000ops! Didn't realise I had to answer some questions - so seems I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! (but I still like that Austin 7)You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job...
    000ops! Didn't realise I had to answer some questions - so seems I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! (but I still like that Austin 7)You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're...
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    1,292
  8. Dorsetmike

    Fishy story

    very good :D :D
    very good :D :D
    very good :D :D
    very good :D :D
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    561
  9. jjordie

    Which image is moving?

    If you do a search for 'optical illusions', all sorts come up, the URL below is an interestig one:http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/
    If you do a search for 'optical illusions', all sorts come up, the URL below is an interestig one:http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/
    If you do a search for 'optical illusions', all sorts come up, the URL below is an interestig one:http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/
    If you do a search for 'optical illusions', all sorts come up, the URL below is an interestig one:http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/
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  10. Banana Man

    For those bored of the postal strike...

    HeHe BM :D
    HeHe BM :D
    HeHe BM :D
    HeHe BM :D
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    624
  11. mackem

    God and St.Francis

    I don`t know wether to laugh or cry.
    I don`t know wether to laugh or cry.
    I don`t know wether to laugh or cry.
    I don`t know wether to laugh or cry.
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    492
  12. dalbuie

    Mental Health Assessment.

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
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  13. jjordie

    Who is the owner? :D

    You Pear will have a Peach of a time looking I would Plum for b/man.
    You Pear will have a Peach of a time looking I would Plum for b/man.
    You Pear will have a Peach of a time looking I would Plum for b/man.
    You Pear will have a Peach of a time looking I would Plum for b/man.
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    704
  14. intermiplants

    perfect xmas present

    IP, you know i already have a patent on this particular line, along with dog hair lined wellies, very eco, from combed out hair you know, nice and soft and oh so cozyJohn, as for the...
    IP, you know i already have a patent on this particular line, along with dog hair lined wellies, very eco, from combed out hair you know, nice and soft and oh so cozyJohn, as for the moles, don't they deserve their fifteen minutes of fame :D
    IP, you know i already have a patent on this particular line, along with dog hair lined wellies, very eco, from combed out hair you know, nice and soft and oh so cozyJohn, as for the moles, don't they deserve their fifteen minutes of...
    IP, you know i already have a patent on this particular line, along with dog hair lined wellies, very eco, from combed out hair you know, nice and soft and oh so cozyJohn, as for the...
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    3
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    506
  15. dancing queen

    wives

    Strongy, you are still so young - we're coming up to our 54th next year and we don't!!Only joking of course - wouldn't be the same without somebody to argue with :D :D :D
    Strongy, you are still so young - we're coming up to our 54th next year and we don't!!Only joking of course - wouldn't be the same without somebody to argue with :D :D :D
    Strongy, you are still so young - we're coming up to our 54th next year and we don't!!Only joking of course - wouldn't be the same without somebody to argue with :D :D :D
    Strongy, you are still so young - we're coming up to our 54th next year and we don't!!Only joking of course - wouldn't be the same without somebody to argue with :D :D :D
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    7
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    713
  16. Gogs

    A letter to Dad

    D*mn, I should have thought of something like that a while ago, when I was presenting my reports! Anyway: it's a great reminder that doing well at school is only one aspect of our life...
    D*mn, I should have thought of something like that a while ago, when I was presenting my reports! Anyway: it's a great reminder that doing well at school is only one aspect of our life...
    D*mn, I should have thought of something like that a while ago, when I was presenting my reports! Anyway: it's a great reminder that doing well at school is only one aspect of our life...
    D*mn, I should have thought of something like that a while ago, when I was presenting my reports! Anyway: it's a great reminder that doing well at school is only one aspect of our life...
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    4
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    616
  17. intermiplants

    oh no!! jose mourihno

    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
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    2
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    447
  18. Dorsetmike

    Frugal Scots

    Your standards are holding up. I am drinking on these so keep them coming. :D
    Your standards are holding up. I am drinking on these so keep them coming. :D
    Your standards are holding up. I am drinking on these so keep them coming. :D
    Your standards are holding up. I am drinking on these so keep them coming. :D
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    3
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    648
  19. jjordie

    re: husbands

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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    625
  20. Dorsetmike

    Barbies

    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
    Replies:
    2
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    503

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