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  1. Phil A
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    What the camera reveals about after you left the pub

    A second childhood perhaps Zigs. :biggrin:
    A second childhood perhaps Zigs. :biggrin:
    A second childhood perhaps Zigs. :biggrin:
    A second childhood perhaps Zigs. :biggrin:
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  2. silu
    Funny x 6

    No doubt strictly speaking it's not PC but made me laugh

    The Changing Face of Maths Teaching ...1. Teaching Maths In 1950sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?2....
    The Changing Face of Maths Teaching ...1. Teaching Maths In 1950sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?2. Teaching Maths In 1970sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of...
    The Changing Face of Maths Teaching ...1. Teaching Maths In 1950sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?2. Teaching Maths In 1970sA logger sells a truckload of...
    The Changing Face of Maths Teaching ...1. Teaching Maths In 1950sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?2....
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  3. clueless1

    I wonder if my parents worried as much for me as I do for my kids

    Good morning we never had time to think let alone worry:heehee:
    Good morning we never had time to think let alone worry:heehee:
    Good morning we never had time to think let alone worry:heehee:
    Good morning we never had time to think let alone worry:heehee:
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  4. clueless1

    Have we gone soft?

    I have known a number of people that trained in martial arts and a proportion of those have done so because they wanted to be able to 'wade in' during a scrap. Although I disapprove of that...
    I have known a number of people that trained in martial arts and a proportion of those have done so because they wanted to be able to 'wade in' during a scrap. Although I disapprove of that attitude I must say it came in handy when one of those people waded in when we were in a disturbance in a...
    I have known a number of people that trained in martial arts and a proportion of those have done so because they wanted to be able to 'wade in' during a scrap. Although I disapprove of that attitude I must say it came in handy when one of those...
    I have known a number of people that trained in martial arts and a proportion of those have done so because they wanted to be able to 'wade in' during a scrap. Although I disapprove of that...
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  5. clueless1

    Are blue bottles (the flies) stupid?

    I engaged a blue bottle at work today. Quite apart from my size advantage there was a clear intellect mismatch too. The fizz bang was too predictable in its flight pattern. It quickly became...
    I engaged a blue bottle at work today. Quite apart from my size advantage there was a clear intellect mismatch too. The fizz bang was too predictable in its flight pattern. It quickly became apparent that all I had to do was wait for it to try yet again to fly through the closed window.But...
    I engaged a blue bottle at work today. Quite apart from my size advantage there was a clear intellect mismatch too. The fizz bang was too predictable in its flight pattern. It quickly became apparent that all I had to do was wait for it to try...
    I engaged a blue bottle at work today. Quite apart from my size advantage there was a clear intellect mismatch too. The fizz bang was too predictable in its flight pattern. It quickly became...
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  6. music

    SMELLY SOCKS.

    Possibly to offer some support to the achilles and peroneal tendons, which are quite prone to overuse injuries.
    Possibly to offer some support to the achilles and peroneal tendons, which are quite prone to overuse injuries.
    Possibly to offer some support to the achilles and peroneal tendons, which are quite prone to overuse injuries.
    Possibly to offer some support to the achilles and peroneal tendons, which are quite prone to overuse injuries.
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  7. clanless
    Funny x 10

    This did make me titter

    Asked for "Going underground" by The Jam at me funeral too :spinning:
    Asked for "Going underground" by The Jam at me funeral too :spinning:
    Asked for "Going underground" by The Jam at me funeral too :spinning:
    Asked for "Going underground" by The Jam at me funeral too :spinning:
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  8. clueless1

    Zombie apocalypse

    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road allday, every time the loader with the bale spike is at waist height with pionts straight out :mad: so if you...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road allday, every time the loader with the bale spike is...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road...
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  9. Phil A

    Still daft after all these years

    Back in the 1980's I used to exchange daft letters with a friend in the same office in the form of mock solicitor's letters. Things like me selling his client the Milford roundabout and other such...
    Back in the 1980's I used to exchange daft letters with a friend in the same office in the form of mock solicitor's letters. Things like me selling his client the Milford roundabout and other such nonsense.30 years on and I sent him this text last night...Just got a reply...
    Back in the 1980's I used to exchange daft letters with a friend in the same office in the form of mock solicitor's letters. Things like me selling his client the Milford roundabout and other such nonsense.30 years on and I sent him this text...
    Back in the 1980's I used to exchange daft letters with a friend in the same office in the form of mock solicitor's letters. Things like me selling his client the Milford roundabout and other such...
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  10. clueless1

    The fleeting transience of truth

    Come on Mate! Is you is or is you ain't?
    Come on Mate! Is you is or is you ain't?
    Come on Mate! Is you is or is you ain't?
    Come on Mate! Is you is or is you ain't?
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  11. Palustris
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    Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings!

    There is one thing we do from the millisecond before we are born and the milliseconds after our death, and that is, LEARN.
    There is one thing we do from the millisecond before we are born and the milliseconds after our death, and that is, LEARN.
    There is one thing we do from the millisecond before we are born and the milliseconds after our death, and that is, LEARN.
    There is one thing we do from the millisecond before we are born and the milliseconds after our death, and that is, LEARN.
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  12. clueless1

    How to restrain a woman

    Master Ken gives us a lesson in how to defend ourselves against a crazy woman. (Comedy)
    Master Ken gives us a lesson in how to defend ourselves against a crazy woman. (Comedy)
    Master Ken gives us a lesson in how to defend ourselves against a crazy woman. (Comedy)
    Master Ken gives us a lesson in how to defend ourselves against a crazy woman. (Comedy)
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  13. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Some Old Advertisements

    Many years ago, I bought an Edwardian medicine cabinet, all the boring contents were intact, just the cocaine and morphine were missing.
    Many years ago, I bought an Edwardian medicine cabinet, all the boring contents were intact, just the cocaine and morphine were missing.
    Many years ago, I bought an Edwardian medicine cabinet, all the boring contents were intact, just the cocaine and morphine were missing.
    Many years ago, I bought an Edwardian medicine cabinet, all the boring contents were intact, just the cocaine and morphine were missing.
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  14. pamsdish

    Wind Turbine

    Yes, and some farmers were paid to replant grass :scratch::th scifD36:
    Yes, and some farmers were paid to replant grass :scratch::th scifD36:
    Yes, and some farmers were paid to replant grass :scratch::th scifD36:
    Yes, and some farmers were paid to replant grass :scratch::th scifD36:
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  15. shiney
    Like x 7

    Another Cutie

    Cuteness overload!!! [emoji7]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Cuteness overload!!! [emoji7]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Cuteness overload!!! [emoji7]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Cuteness overload!!! [emoji7]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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  16. JWK

    Got a head for heights?

    He also blow up chinneys, good job the unicyclest didn't ride around the ones in the Bolton area
    He also blow up chinneys, good job the unicyclest didn't ride around the ones in the Bolton area
    He also blow up chinneys, good job the unicyclest didn't ride around the ones in the Bolton area
    He also blow up chinneys, good job the unicyclest didn't ride around the ones in the Bolton area
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  17. kindredspirit

    Find 6 words.

    Got em, now what ??
    Got em, now what ??
    Got em, now what ??
    Got em, now what ??
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  18. clueless1

    My first YouTube video

    That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.
    That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.
    That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.
    That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.
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  19. shiney
    Like x 4

    30,000 posts - almost the amount of days in my age!!! :heehee:

    @HarrySNow you're taking the P. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :rasp:
    @HarrySNow you're taking the P. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :rasp:
    @HarrySNow you're taking the P. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :rasp:
    @HarrySNow you're taking the P. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :rasp:
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  20. music
    Funny x 4

    Garden Solar Lights.

    I like solar lights :)
    I like solar lights :)
    I like solar lights :)
    I like solar lights :)
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