The Muppet Show

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" :confused:If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Good job my front doesn't fall off as I need it to cushion me when I go Axxe over Txx on me bike,priceless though all the same,even Mr Kandy was in stitches :D

Sex, isn`t that what posh English people put their coal in? David.

Thanks for the tip got him working in garden digging out some new beds, hopefully he will be too tired by tommorrow evening to say much of anything/secret gravy on standby and roast is go go go :D

high mike glad youre out of hospital. know how you feel,just got billy home as well he has to go back in two weeks time to have his gall bladder out,oh not a happy chappy,keep well kathy

liked it even better second time round

thats a good one mike.

cheers is right mike.

well done mike thats a goody

me to.

looks rather cute.

Adorable kryssy!I love them all, my favourite one is ?????? I wondered about the last one too, it does almost look like he's been skinned!

never was a truer word

are women are always right?

yeah i liked that one to

I just love it Gogs. It's not that I don't like dogs, I just love cats and they are uncanningly smart sometimes! :D

Hope I haven't missed you - have a great holiday owg and drive carefully!

Another one is "can you play solo"?"So low we can't hear you"

yes doesnt a year fly by quickly :D never know sunshine keep taking them pics and get uploading on to here. LoL your not doing to bad just over 8,000 :D