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A lot of people have told me that I look a lot like a fatter version of my father when he was my age . None of the family say that (a large family as my father had nine brothers and sisters) but a lot of them say that I sound exactly like his youngest brother. Wow! I've just realised that...

made me have a giggle this morning

I've known for a good while that my right foot is permanently damaged. Podiatrist 1 pushed my big toe one way, then the other, and based on this alone diagnosed arthritis and sent me on my way.Podiatrist 2 prescribed special insoles to lift my fallen arches.Podiatrist 3 had me get an xray....

Today is Bridget Bardots birthday and it would have been Sylvia Kristels birthday too.

Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert

They'll be needing agro cop again then

What you sea is what you get!

Maybe he's bald

Good morning human gardeners New thread here

Christmas is coming, fold your card to her inside out and write your message upside down on the new front.Hopefully, being an adult she will see the funny side of that and hence the whole situation.Steve...

Don't fancy cleaning *that* litter tray!

Pity it's an advertising stunt - but it's a nice one.With our last flight we were on the plane when Mrs Shiney realised that she had left her coat in the departure hall. She told the flight attendant, five minutes before take-off. She phoned through to the hall and someone delivered it to...

Somehow I had a feeling this thread was heading to this.

But here are cats that are co-operating

Councils, Police, etc can issue Parking Charge Notices for public places who can increase the fine if you don't either appeal it or pay it. There are several routes they can go to recover the money, take you to Court, employ Bailiffs to recover property to the value, sell the Debt to a private...