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Take your point about the "Safety" of air-rifles. What I meant was there should be no danger of the pellets going outside the property. No shooting upwards etc. Personally, I don't think any weapon is dangerous, as such, but the person behind the trigger can be. Just an opinion

Priceless Marley :D :D

Marks for the first part of THE TWENTIETH CENTURY QUIZThe highest scorers were walnut and Kandy both with 82 followed by kryssy with 71 :DThat is a good result.Everyone did well but I shall let the rest work out their own scores.

Talking of NASA reminds me that many many years ago Mrs shiney had to phone the IMF on a private line at their head office. She thought nothing of it when an American voice answered (which is what she expected) but got a bit disturbed when she was being asked a lot of questions about who she...

Kool Shiney :D

I'm going to guard my puppy dog very carefully. :D

Sorry everyoneKandy has pointed out that I forgot to put the answers hereSo here they are.GARDENING QUIZ - ANSWERS1. What is a Bombus hortorum? a) a bat, b) a ladybird, c) a bumble bee Answer - c2. Mint belongs to which family? a) Lamiaceae, b) Roseaceae c)...

:D :D :D :D I used to be a copper :D

nice one :D

And one you could even tell to little kids. I don't mind the occasional rude joke, but it is nice sometimes to hear ones you could share with anyone....why even my mother would find this one funny.

I know that one Gogs, but I enjoyed reading it again.

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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there...

:D MIke, why do so many of your jokes remind me of my Ex. Stop it. :D

:D :D ..Brilliant..Love it!

A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Eye, hods, I wer a canny salesman back in Newcastle." The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was...

very funny :D :D

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Feller went to a pet shop and bought a budgie. He went back a week later and said to the shop owner, "This budgie hasn't said a word since I've had it" The owner said, "Has it got a mirror?" "No" Replied the feller. "Well, said the owner, buy a mirror and then it'll talk" So the feller bought a...