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  1. shiney

    Have You Made Your Will Yet?

    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    shiney, Oct 25, 2016
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    shiney
    Oct 25, 2016
  2. shiney
    Informative x 4

    Clocks Going Back - Did You Know?

    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    shiney, Oct 28, 2016 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    Oct 30, 2016
  3. Michael Hewett

    Wrong thread

    You're more than welcome, Michael.:coffee::snorky:
    You're more than welcome, Michael.:coffee::snorky:
    You're more than welcome, Michael.:coffee::snorky:
    You're more than welcome, Michael.:coffee::snorky:
    Michael Hewett, Nov 3, 2016
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    ARMANDII
    Nov 3, 2016
  4. JWK
    Informative x 3

    Want some Pensions advice?

    :star:@JWK, I have just choked on my coffee reading your post:loll:.I will remember that in the future. I'm sure most people will know the well known alternative meaning for an OBE (other b.ggers efforts). My...
    :star:@JWK, I have just choked on my coffee reading your post:loll:.I will remember that in the future. I'm sure most people will know the well known alternative meaning for an OBE (other b.ggers efforts). My Grandfather got 1 for his work in the Ministry of Agriculture during WW2. He was too old to sign...
    :star:@JWK, I have just choked on my coffee reading your post:loll:.I will remember that in the future. I'm sure most people will know the well known alternative meaning for an OBE (other b.ggers efforts). My Grandfather got 1 for his work in the Ministry of...
    :star:@JWK, I have just choked on my coffee reading your post:loll:.I will remember that in the future. I'm sure most people will know the well known alternative meaning for an OBE (other b.ggers efforts). My...
    JWK, Nov 4, 2016
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    silu
    Nov 5, 2016
  5. JWK

    Brexit Judgement

    Boy have I had some fun with that!
    Boy have I had some fun with that!
    Boy have I had some fun with that!
    Boy have I had some fun with that!
    JWK, Nov 4, 2016 ... 2 3
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    longk
    Nov 7, 2016
  6. Fern4

    PRINCE HARRY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND SHOCKER!

    There's only 2 people who should, any others should naff off out of it.
    There's only 2 people who should, any others should naff off out of it.
    There's only 2 people who should, any others should naff off out of it.
    There's only 2 people who should, any others should naff off out of it.
    Fern4, Nov 8, 2016
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    Scrungee
    Nov 10, 2016
  7. HarryS

    Hyper fast beer dispenser !

    And that is free too!!!!
    And that is free too!!!!
    And that is free too!!!!
    And that is free too!!!!
    HarryS, Nov 29, 2016
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    "M"
    Nov 30, 2016
  8. JWK

    Ambassador Farage

    This is getting ridiculous, pete, I'm agreeing with you again!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:Well, that became so after WWII when the British Empire recognised it couldn't hold on to control of other countries, we had...
    This is getting ridiculous, pete, I'm agreeing with you again!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:Well, that became so after WWII when the British Empire recognised it couldn't hold on to control of other countries, we had the Lend Lease Debt around our necks, and we were broke after the War.True in all aspects, pete.:love30: ...
    This is getting ridiculous, pete, I'm agreeing with you again!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:Well, that became so after WWII when the British Empire recognised it couldn't hold on to control of other countries, we had the Lend Lease Debt around our necks, and we were...
    This is getting ridiculous, pete, I'm agreeing with you again!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:Well, that became so after WWII when the British Empire recognised it couldn't hold on to control of other countries, we had...
    JWK, Nov 24, 2016 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 1, 2016
  9. clueless1

    A right song and dance

    Yesterday the two lads and I had an 80s style 'burn out' to breakdance music. Something like this but with a somewhat lower degree of dance skill :)
    Yesterday the two lads and I had an 80s style 'burn out' to breakdance music. Something like this but with a somewhat lower degree of dance skill :)
    Yesterday the two lads and I had an 80s style 'burn out' to breakdance music. Something like this but with a somewhat lower degree of dance skill :)
    Yesterday the two lads and I had an 80s style 'burn out' to breakdance music. Something like this but with a somewhat lower degree of dance skill :)
    clueless1, Nov 30, 2016
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    clueless1
    Dec 3, 2016
  10. shiney
    Funny x 4

    How Do You Go About Making Your Sandwiches?

    I turn mine on a pole lathe :)
    I turn mine on a pole lathe :)
    I turn mine on a pole lathe :)
    I turn mine on a pole lathe :)
    shiney, Dec 4, 2016
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    Phil A
    Dec 5, 2016
  11. clueless1

    Protocol

    Or option F - look at the clock and exclaim "Is that the time - c'mon and I'll give you a hand to make that tea and we can have a natter before I have to go"
    Or option F - look at the clock and exclaim "Is that the time - c'mon and I'll give you a hand to make that tea and we can have a natter before I have to go"
    Or option F - look at the clock and exclaim "Is that the time - c'mon and I'll give you a hand to make that tea and we can have a natter before I have to go"
    Or option F - look at the clock and exclaim "Is that the time - c'mon and I'll give you a hand to make that tea and we can have a natter before I have to go"
    clueless1, Dec 5, 2016
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    Fat Controller
    Dec 6, 2016
  12. shiney

    Naked Massage

    :yes:
    :yes:
    :yes:
    :yes:
    shiney, Dec 10, 2016
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    shiney
    Dec 10, 2016
  13. shiney
    Like x 3

    Is A Fleece Jacket Better Than Fur?

    That is just so cute!!
    That is just so cute!!
    That is just so cute!!
    That is just so cute!!
    shiney, Dec 10, 2016
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    "M"
    Dec 10, 2016
  14. shiney
    Like x 3

    Not The Ugly Ducklings

    Awww! :wub2:
    Awww! :wub2:
    Awww! :wub2:
    Awww! :wub2:
    shiney, Dec 10, 2016
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    "M"
    Dec 10, 2016
  15. Phil A
    Like x 3

    45 Years After Decimalisation....

    Just in case you think that last song was having too much of a go at the Lefties I thought that, in the interest of balance, I should have a go at the rightists as well. :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Just in case you think that last song was having too much of a go at the Lefties I thought that, in the interest of balance, I should have a go at the rightists as well. :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Just in case you think that last song was having too much of a go at the Lefties I thought that, in the interest of balance, I should have a go at the rightists as well. :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Just in case you think that last song was having too much of a go at the Lefties I thought that, in the interest of balance, I should have a go at the rightists as well. :whistle: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Phil A, Nov 1, 2016 ... 3 4 5
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    shiney
    Dec 10, 2016
  16. Fat Controller
    Funny x 8

    Aplomb....

    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Fat Controller, Dec 12, 2016
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    pete
    Dec 13, 2016
  17. JWK

    Chance to find £50,000 in Blackwood, Caerphilly

    @HarryS whats a five lbs note look like Harry,Mrs Woo won't let yours truly carry any cash,she insists that a fool and his money is easily parted:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @HarryS whats a five lbs note look like Harry,Mrs Woo won't let yours truly carry any cash,she insists that a fool and his money is easily parted:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @HarryS whats a five lbs note look like Harry,Mrs Woo won't let yours truly carry any cash,she insists that a fool and his money is easily parted:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @HarryS whats a five lbs note look like Harry,Mrs Woo won't let yours truly carry any cash,she insists that a fool and his money is easily parted:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    JWK, Dec 13, 2016
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    wiseowl
    Dec 14, 2016
  18. Baymule
    Funny x 4

    How To Bathe A Cat

    You could try washing this! :hate-shocked:
    You could try washing this! :hate-shocked:
    You could try washing this! :hate-shocked:
    You could try washing this! :hate-shocked:
    Great photo 4.jpg
    Baymule, Dec 13, 2016
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    shiney
    Dec 15, 2016
  19. clueless1

    Three wise men

    Sounds reasonable to me. :dbgrtmb:I think the three operatives must have been wearing night vision goggles as they were travelling just by starlight. :ideaIPB:
    Sounds reasonable to me. :dbgrtmb:I think the three operatives must have been wearing night vision goggles as they were travelling just by starlight. :ideaIPB:
    Sounds reasonable to me. :dbgrtmb:I think the three operatives must have been wearing night vision goggles as they were travelling just by starlight. :ideaIPB:
    Sounds reasonable to me. :dbgrtmb:I think the three operatives must have been wearing night vision goggles as they were travelling just by starlight. :ideaIPB:
    clueless1, Dec 12, 2016 ... 2
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    shiney
    Dec 19, 2016
  20. shiney
    Like x 3

    For Cat Lovers

    Yep, I get the same demand, a paw tapping your hand, shoulder or leg, and then a scratch, stroke and cuddle, first by one and then the other cat.....wouldn't have it any other way.:snorky::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Yep, I get the same demand, a paw tapping your hand, shoulder or leg, and then a scratch, stroke and cuddle, first by one and then the other cat.....wouldn't have it any other way.:snorky::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Yep, I get the same demand, a paw tapping your hand, shoulder or leg, and then a scratch, stroke and cuddle, first by one and then the other cat.....wouldn't have it any other way.:snorky::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Yep, I get the same demand, a paw tapping your hand, shoulder or leg, and then a scratch, stroke and cuddle, first by one and then the other cat.....wouldn't have it any other way.:snorky::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    shiney, Dec 19, 2016
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 19, 2016
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