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  1. dancing queen

    best poem ever

    I can cope with it all, except the last one, which I don't believe in!Good thoughts, dq, thank you!
    I can cope with it all, except the last one, which I don't believe in!Good thoughts, dq, thank you!
    I can cope with it all, except the last one, which I don't believe in!Good thoughts, dq, thank you!
    I can cope with it all, except the last one, which I don't believe in!Good thoughts, dq, thank you!
    dancing queen, Jul 26, 2007
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    Victoria
    Jul 26, 2007
  2. kryssy

    The Lonely Brain Cell

    kryssy...would you mind speaking up a bit..I can hardly hear you
    kryssy...would you mind speaking up a bit..I can hardly hear you
    kryssy...would you mind speaking up a bit..I can hardly hear you
    kryssy...would you mind speaking up a bit..I can hardly hear you
    kryssy, Jul 26, 2007
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    Paladin
    Jul 26, 2007
  3. Fonzie

    Lesbian

    Birdbrain - you gotta get out more
    Birdbrain - you gotta get out more
    Birdbrain - you gotta get out more
    Birdbrain - you gotta get out more
    Fonzie, Jul 25, 2007
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    kryssy
    Jul 25, 2007
  4. Fonzie

    The golden rule.

    Too accurate to be funny but very good
    Too accurate to be funny but very good
    Too accurate to be funny but very good
    Too accurate to be funny but very good
    Fonzie, Jul 25, 2007
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    cajary
    Jul 25, 2007
  5. kryssy

    The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

    Brilliant :D :D
    Brilliant :D :D
    Brilliant :D :D
    Brilliant :D :D
    kryssy, Jul 25, 2007
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    cajary
    Jul 25, 2007
  6. Fonzie

    Bingo!

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    Fonzie, Jul 25, 2007
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    cajary
    Jul 25, 2007
  7. Fonzie

    Glasses

    Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an accident at work,replied Jeff, fell through a roof...
    Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an accident at work,replied Jeff, fell through a roof and ripped both his ears off" Oh, that's nasty, said Bob" "He said he will be coming in tonight,...
    Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an accident at work,replied Jeff, fell through a roof and ripped both his ears off" Oh, that's nasty,...
    Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an accident at work,replied Jeff, fell through a roof...
    Fonzie, Jul 24, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 24, 2007
  8. Fonzie

    Big bad John

    A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the owner behind the counter, but that's Big Bad John's...
    A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the owner behind the counter, but that's Big Bad John's favourite room, so I can't let you have that one". The man asked for another room, but was told there...
    A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the owner behind the counter, but that's Big Bad John's favourite room, so I can't let you have that...
    A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the owner behind the counter, but that's Big Bad John's...
    Fonzie, Jul 24, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 24, 2007
  9. oldwinegum

    9 months

    Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes.
    Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes.
    Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes.
    Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes.
    oldwinegum, Jun 22, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 24, 2007
  10. kryssy

    Job Application - bloke joke

    I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her. ;)
    I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her. ;)
    I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her. ;)
    I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her. ;)
    kryssy, Jul 23, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 24, 2007
  11. kryssy

    First Dorsetmike Payback

    i`ll second that Kryssy :D
    i`ll second that Kryssy :D
    i`ll second that Kryssy :D
    i`ll second that Kryssy :D
    kryssy, Jul 23, 2007
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    483
    dancing queen
    Jul 23, 2007
  12. kryssy

    Second Dorsetmike Payback (Irish)

    Oh, I like that one!
    Oh, I like that one!
    Oh, I like that one!
    Oh, I like that one!
    kryssy, Jul 23, 2007
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    Kedi-Gato
    Jul 23, 2007
  13. Dorsetmike

    Irish christening

    Right, D.M., this is war ! :mad:But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me...
    Right, D.M., this is war ! :mad:But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me banned.............. watch this space.
    Right, D.M., this is war ! :mad:But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me banned.............. watch this space.
    Right, D.M., this is war ! :mad:But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me...
    Dorsetmike, Jul 22, 2007
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    kryssy
    Jul 23, 2007
  14. Fonzie

    Lumberjack

    My tree-surgeon son will love that Fonzie - he's away on a long trip but I'll email it to him :D :D
    My tree-surgeon son will love that Fonzie - he's away on a long trip but I'll email it to him :D :D
    My tree-surgeon son will love that Fonzie - he's away on a long trip but I'll email it to him :D :D
    My tree-surgeon son will love that Fonzie - he's away on a long trip but I'll email it to him :D :D
    Fonzie, Jul 21, 2007
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    kryssy
    Jul 23, 2007
  15. Fonzie

    Dog food

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    Fonzie, Jul 21, 2007
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    cajary
    Jul 22, 2007
  16. Fonzie

    Wrong way.

    A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the wife, "There's hundreds of them"
    A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the wife, "There's hundreds of them"
    A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the wife, "There's hundreds of them"
    A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the wife, "There's hundreds of them"
    Fonzie, Jul 21, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 21, 2007
  17. Fonzie

    Bat

    A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is" "F##k off" said the bat,...
    A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is" "F##k off" said the bat, "Leave me alone" "Come on",insisted the other bats, "take us to it" "F##k off" he replied...
    A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is" "F##k off" said the bat, "Leave me alone" "Come on",insisted the other...
    A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is" "F##k off" said the bat,...
    Fonzie, Jul 21, 2007
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    Fonzie
    Jul 21, 2007
  18. jjordie

    ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

    She definitely is and I knew she'd get it ... little 'un ... xx
    She definitely is and I knew she'd get it ... little 'un ... xx
    She definitely is and I knew she'd get it ... little 'un ... xx
    She definitely is and I knew she'd get it ... little 'un ... xx
    jjordie, Jul 6, 2007 ... 2
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    1,204
    Victoria
    Jul 19, 2007
  19. jjordie

    HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES

    I like that! :D
    I like that! :D
    I like that! :D
    I like that! :D
    jjordie, Jul 19, 2007
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    563
    cajary
    Jul 19, 2007
  20. Dorsetmike

    Blondes v Brunettes

    Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!
    Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!
    Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!
    Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!
    Dorsetmike, Jul 19, 2007
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    4
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    500
    cajary
    Jul 19, 2007
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