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  1. music

    Water Melon ?.

    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    music, Feb 21, 2017
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    HarryS
    Feb 26, 2017
  2. Mowerman
    Funny x 4

    Today I found a grey pube!

    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Mowerman, Mar 1, 2017 ... 2 3
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 2, 2017
  3. clueless1

    Tuna and Turkey - are they veg?

    Had to google that one Scrunge :thud:Vegan Sea Horse Burger in UK - Take Heart - Christian Vegetarian AssociationNow really, as a pescatarian I wouldn't set foot in a macdonalds, what makes them...
    Had to google that one Scrunge :thud:Vegan Sea Horse Burger in UK - Take Heart - Christian Vegetarian AssociationNow really, as a pescatarian I wouldn't set foot in a macdonalds, what makes them think a vegan would? :scratch:
    Had to google that one Scrunge :thud:Vegan Sea Horse Burger in UK - Take Heart - Christian Vegetarian AssociationNow really, as a pescatarian I wouldn't set foot in a macdonalds, what makes them think a vegan would? :scratch:
    Had to google that one Scrunge :thud:Vegan Sea Horse Burger in UK - Take Heart - Christian Vegetarian AssociationNow really, as a pescatarian I wouldn't set foot in a macdonalds, what makes them...
    clueless1, Mar 1, 2017
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    Phil A
    Mar 3, 2017
  4. Fat Controller

    A joke or two - 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 15 16 17
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  5. Phil A

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Phil A, Jan 21, 2016 ... 2 3
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  6. Fat Controller

    Are you good at captions? - 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 3 4 5
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  7. clueless1

    How to avoid having your phone tapped

    With recent claims by the new US president that even his phones were tapped, Master Ken offers us sound and practical advice about how to detect that we've been tapped, and what we can do about it.
    With recent claims by the new US president that even his phones were tapped, Master Ken offers us sound and practical advice about how to detect that we've been tapped, and what we can do about it.
    With recent claims by the new US president that even his phones were tapped, Master Ken offers us sound and practical advice about how to detect that we've been tapped, and what we can do about it.
    With recent claims by the new US president that even his phones were tapped, Master Ken offers us sound and practical advice about how to detect that we've been tapped, and what we can do about it.
    clueless1, Mar 7, 2017
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    clueless1
    Mar 7, 2017
  8. HarryS
    Funny x 3

    Now you can travel in comfort !

    Only if you like beer shampoo ;)
    Only if you like beer shampoo ;)
    Only if you like beer shampoo ;)
    Only if you like beer shampoo ;)
    HarryS, Mar 6, 2017
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    "M"
    Mar 8, 2017
  9. clueless1

    No news is no news

    That's news to me, clueless:dunno::snorky:
    That's news to me, clueless:dunno::snorky:
    That's news to me, clueless:dunno::snorky:
    That's news to me, clueless:dunno::snorky:
    clueless1, Mar 8, 2017
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 9, 2017
  10. JWK
    Like x 3

    Children interrupt Live BBC News interview - very funny

    Think a few people are divided on it, maybe she was on the loo and then literally pooped herself.
    Think a few people are divided on it, maybe she was on the loo and then literally pooped herself.
    Think a few people are divided on it, maybe she was on the loo and then literally pooped herself.
    Think a few people are divided on it, maybe she was on the loo and then literally pooped herself.
    JWK, Mar 12, 2017
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    Linz
    Mar 12, 2017
  11. Fat Controller
    Funny x 6

    The dirty minded captain....

    A jumbo jet is on its final approach coming in to Toronto Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom."This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you...
    A jumbo jet is on its final approach coming in to Toronto Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom."This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".He forgot to switch off the...
    A jumbo jet is on its final approach coming in to Toronto Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom."This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your...
    A jumbo jet is on its final approach coming in to Toronto Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom."This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you...
    Fat Controller, Mar 14, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 14, 2017
  12. Phil A

    Brewer's Droop?

    Phil A, Mar 16, 2017
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 17, 2017
  13. Phil A
    Funny x 6

    GCHQ Denial

    We should all be thankful that there are legends like Master Ken to protect us from the darker side of GCHQ.
    We should all be thankful that there are legends like Master Ken to protect us from the darker side of GCHQ.
    We should all be thankful that there are legends like Master Ken to protect us from the darker side of GCHQ.
    We should all be thankful that there are legends like Master Ken to protect us from the darker side of GCHQ.
    Phil A, Mar 17, 2017 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Mar 18, 2017
  14. Anthony Rogers

    The UK Singles Chart

    I don't think it matters. It used to matter. Back in the days before the Internet, when unless you had some seriously underground connections, the only way to discover new music and new artists...
    I don't think it matters. It used to matter. Back in the days before the Internet, when unless you had some seriously underground connections, the only way to discover new music and new artists was to listen to the radio and hope to catch what the dj said at the beginning or end of the record,...
    I don't think it matters. It used to matter. Back in the days before the Internet, when unless you had some seriously underground connections, the only way to discover new music and new artists was to listen to the radio and hope to catch what...
    I don't think it matters. It used to matter. Back in the days before the Internet, when unless you had some seriously underground connections, the only way to discover new music and new artists...
    Anthony Rogers, Mar 10, 2017
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    clueless1
    Mar 20, 2017
  15. shiney
    Funny x 5

    Couldn't Help Laughing At These!

    I prefer the one on the back: "Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead" ;) He may have done: before! :whistle:
    I prefer the one on the back: "Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead" ;) He may have done: before! :whistle:
    I prefer the one on the back: "Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead" ;) He may have done: before! :whistle:
    I prefer the one on the back: "Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead" ;) He may have done: before! :whistle:
    shiney, Mar 20, 2017
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    "M"
    Mar 20, 2017
  16. shiney
    Funny x 7

    This Made Me Laugh

    Love it, I am sharing on Facebook.
    Love it, I am sharing on Facebook.
    Love it, I am sharing on Facebook.
    Love it, I am sharing on Facebook.
    shiney, Mar 24, 2017
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    redstar
    Mar 24, 2017
  17. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    The Gardeners Arms (always open)

    Fat Controller, Mar 2, 2017 ... 11 12 13
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 25, 2017
  18. clueless1

    When you feel old...

    You can't see the wires. Must be green screen cgi :snork:
    You can't see the wires. Must be green screen cgi :snork:
    You can't see the wires. Must be green screen cgi :snork:
    You can't see the wires. Must be green screen cgi :snork:
    clueless1, Mar 26, 2017
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    HarryS
    Mar 26, 2017
  19. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Different Advertisement

    I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.He e-mailed back: If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician.
    I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.He e-mailed back: If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician.
    I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.He e-mailed back: If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician.
    I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.He e-mailed back: If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician.
    Viagra switch.jpg
    shiney, Mar 28, 2017
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    shiney
    Mar 28, 2017
  20. Phil A
    Funny x 6

    UFO over Yeovil

    That'll be my UFO then, probably trying to take me back to the home planet again :oops:
    That'll be my UFO then, probably trying to take me back to the home planet again :oops:
    That'll be my UFO then, probably trying to take me back to the home planet again :oops:
    That'll be my UFO then, probably trying to take me back to the home planet again :oops:
    Phil A, Mar 12, 2017
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    willow
    Apr 5, 2017
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