The Muppet Show

While computers have many attributes,many of which I useOne of the saddest tales I've heard is a neighbour boasting that his three and four year old children had sent their thank you letters to Granny by email. What about those wonderful first attempts at writing that we older generation have...

another one of those whacky Japanese Game shows - sooooo funny!!!!Human Tetris:D :D :D(you'll need Broadband!!)

It's all golf ennit?

Back on form DM :D :D :D

I have to say I laughed - but I felt guilty doing it!!Naughty naughty!!

ahahah I did laugh this time...

The Tesco Doctor.One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"Listen; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and...

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole...

But Marley, Thats the tenth time you have told that story. ( but it does improve)

very good dorsetmike :D :D :eek:

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mea Lookzee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I...

:D :D :D

nice humour

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days.""And that's good?" asks Posh. "You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."David Beckham has gone crazy...

More like that will get "moi" banned!(j/k!!)

I think that sums it up nicely Mike. :D

@ Kryssy ......... is that a threat or a promise.

:D

I dare say they could come up with an appropriate FINE for all of those offences OWG.

nice one again