The Muppet Show

First the teachers need to be able to spell proper like!

Very cleverly done!

Just the chaos it causes

I buy online from wwwgardenwildlifedirect.co.uk. My last order was just over £200 for suet pellets, dried mealies, granulated peanuts, sunflower hearts and peanut buttery. I buy fat balls in the winter months as well as the other foods. I've tried various seed mixes but no one seems to like it,...

I had an amusing read of the Times in the coffee shop this morning. Giles Coren food critic and general Scallawag wrote this. You may need to zoom in a bit.

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a...

Only if it's a delicate one - and no snorting!

Now there's the problem Jif, birds can't digest milk, so when they nick an ice cream they just crap it on to the nearest car

Means, I can smell leatherjackets here mum

the glass will be hot from the sun when they land on it they die

7/10

If I can get close enough for all the motorhomes, @JWK! Three years ago they passed by 2kms from our house, so we duly stood at the side of the main road for two hours (on the principle that they'd never pass this way again) in the pouring rain. Thirty seconds of blurred colours later, it was...

The Northern Line is not a bad length

When needs must Rustler! A good solution.

These hoax producers sure have a lot of time on their hands, sorry 'had' because they were all killed, weren't they?

Yes (picking now), now we can get out of the back door with out the fear of being stung

:waggy: Sarafi I'm sure you were only ... "playing"

Laver bread

Didn't you recognise me?