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  1. oldwinegum

    Dorsetmike,Quid pro quoe

    Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16...
    Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain...
    Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A:...
    Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16...
    oldwinegum, Jun 29, 2007
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    oldwinegum
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  2. oldwinegum

    Irish Joke

    (I did laugh tho!)
    (I did laugh tho!)
    (I did laugh tho!)
    (I did laugh tho!)
    oldwinegum, Jun 29, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jun 29, 2007
  3. Paladin

    Muppets..You bet!

    Probably why the Council Tax keeps increasing by 8% each year!! Beaurocricy!!
    Probably why the Council Tax keeps increasing by 8% each year!! Beaurocricy!!
    Probably why the Council Tax keeps increasing by 8% each year!! Beaurocricy!!
    Probably why the Council Tax keeps increasing by 8% each year!! Beaurocricy!!
    Paladin, Jun 27, 2007
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    cajary
    Jun 28, 2007
  4. Kandy

    'Madeliene'

    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    Kandy, Jun 28, 2007
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    Sam1974x
    Jun 28, 2007
  5. oldwinegum

    Message for Sarah999.

    Thanks for the notification OWG! I am on nights Sun/Mon so shall be home and in bed by 0700 - with a bit of luck!! Back on the road at about 1700 if you could make sure you're in by then! :D ...
    Thanks for the notification OWG! I am on nights Sun/Mon so shall be home and in bed by 0700 - with a bit of luck!! Back on the road at about 1700 if you could make sure you're in by then! :D :DI'll have a word about the weather! Did you say Pentewen area? I'd avoid Boscastle if you...
    Thanks for the notification OWG! I am on nights Sun/Mon so shall be home and in bed by 0700 - with a bit of luck!! Back on the road at about 1700 if you could make sure you're in by then! :D :DI'll have a word about the weather! Did you...
    Thanks for the notification OWG! I am on nights Sun/Mon so shall be home and in bed by 0700 - with a bit of luck!! Back on the road at about 1700 if you could make sure you're in by then! :D ...
    oldwinegum, Jun 27, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 28, 2007
  6. Dorsetmike

    Do you have a license for that sporran?

    "For evil to prevail, good men just have to do nothing" If you disagree with legislation, write to your M.P. Admittedly, it probably won't help but it might give them the idea that many of us are...
    "For evil to prevail, good men just have to do nothing" If you disagree with legislation, write to your M.P. Admittedly, it probably won't help but it might give them the idea that many of us are fed up with "nanny" legislation.
    "For evil to prevail, good men just have to do nothing" If you disagree with legislation, write to your M.P. Admittedly, it probably won't help but it might give them the idea that many of us are fed up with "nanny" legislation.
    "For evil to prevail, good men just have to do nothing" If you disagree with legislation, write to your M.P. Admittedly, it probably won't help but it might give them the idea that many of us are...
    Dorsetmike, Jun 24, 2007
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    cajary
    Jun 26, 2007
  7. oldwinegum

    A major breakthrough

    :D :D That's a Gem!!
    :D :D That's a Gem!!
    :D :D That's a Gem!!
    :D :D That's a Gem!!
    oldwinegum, Jun 26, 2007
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    Paladin
    Jun 26, 2007
  8. oldwinegum

    The Redhead

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 26, 2007
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    dancing queen
    Jun 26, 2007
  9. oldwinegum

    a composting joke

    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 24, 2007
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    roders
    Jun 25, 2007
  10. oldwinegum

    Sundays contribution ( a golf joke)

    oldwinegum, Jun 24, 2007
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    Sam1974x
    Jun 25, 2007
  11. oldwinegum

    well it is a wet Sunday afternoon

    rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a...
    rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The following day...
    rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and...
    rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a...
    oldwinegum, Jun 24, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 24, 2007
  12. wiseowl

    People

    I thought Glastonbury but they`re all far too clean. :D
    I thought Glastonbury but they`re all far too clean. :D
    I thought Glastonbury but they`re all far too clean. :D
    I thought Glastonbury but they`re all far too clean. :D
    wiseowl, Jun 14, 2007
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    elainefiz
    Jun 24, 2007
  13. Dorsetmike

    Langauge additions

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    Dorsetmike, Jun 22, 2007
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    Sam1974x
    Jun 24, 2007
  14. oldwinegum

    snoring

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 21, 2007
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    Sam1974x
    Jun 24, 2007
  15. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block off again 2

    I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell ( Pentiwan ) stopping near Exeter over night and the...
    I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell ( Pentiwan ) stopping near Exeter over night and the dredded A30 on Monday. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. It is no use winging if you get stuck. Going via...
    I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell ( Pentiwan ) stopping near Exeter over night and the dredded A30 on Monday. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. It is...
    I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell ( Pentiwan ) stopping near Exeter over night and the...
    oldwinegum, Jun 22, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 22, 2007
  16. oldwinegum

    Scots of a delicate nature please pass.

    :D :D Try telling it in the Gorbals :D
    :D :D Try telling it in the Gorbals :D
    :D :D Try telling it in the Gorbals :D
    :D :D Try telling it in the Gorbals :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 21, 2007
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    cajary
    Jun 21, 2007
  17. oldwinegum

    racial joke

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 20, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 21, 2007
  18. AndyK

    Meal Sharing

    Good joke Andy! :D :D :D
    Good joke Andy! :D :D :D
    Good joke Andy! :D :D :D
    Good joke Andy! :D :D :D
    AndyK, Jun 20, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 21, 2007
  19. oldwinegum

    N.H.S. at work

    NHS at it's best!! :D :D :D
    NHS at it's best!! :D :D :D
    NHS at it's best!! :D :D :D
    NHS at it's best!! :D :D :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 19, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 21, 2007
  20. oldwinegum

    just wed

    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 21, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 21, 2007
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