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  1. HarryS

    Cor Blimey Quiz !!

    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five and a half year original run but it was just as good even when I knew all the words.They produced it...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five and a half year original run but it was just as good...
    @Jack Sparrow I think that all the different performers have done a good job of it although I haven't seen any of the modern versions. I can't remember how many times I saw it during its five...
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  2. Phil A

    Owl Damage

    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
    The issue is affecting the force's ability to respond to calls.There's no need to blame any one/thing else :rolleyespink::mute::snorky:
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  3. Scrungee

    It's OK in Houston, they have loadsa Lager!

    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
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  4. HarryS
    Funny x 3

    Ten words that prove you aren't posh !

    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
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  5. Stanley2

    Wish me luck - I need it, thanks to Hurricane Irma

    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
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  6. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... 2016

    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
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  7. CanadianLori

    Happy Birthday Zigs!

    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
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  8. Phil A
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    Like x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey summer (or is it) 2017

    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
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  9. Fat Controller
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  10. KFF

    RIP Liz Dawn aka Vera Duckworth

    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
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  11. shiney

    Especially For Woo.

    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
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  12. shiney

    I Want One Of These!!!!!!

    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be able to finally put your feet up :heehee:
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
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  13. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Found this a bit of a worry

    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
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  14. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
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  15. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
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  16. shiney

    Monty Python - a bit irreverent

    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
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  17. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Funny Songs but WARNING: A Bit Rude

    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
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  18. shiney

    A Poem

    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  19. CanadianLori

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
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  20. BeeHappy

    YAWN YAWN NITEY NITE

    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
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