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  1. Dorsetmike

    New diet

    This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The...
    This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."When he returned, he shocked his doctor...
    This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5...
    This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The...
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  2. oldwinegum

    Well why do women spend so long in the loo

    Just having a look round tonight ..... VERY funny and truely written by a woman as men would just not understand these things !!
    Just having a look round tonight ..... VERY funny and truely written by a woman as men would just not understand these things !!
    Just having a look round tonight ..... VERY funny and truely written by a woman as men would just not understand these things !!
    Just having a look round tonight ..... VERY funny and truely written by a woman as men would just not understand these things !!
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  3. oldwinegum

    mens rules

    Nice one OWG - one of these days the genders will talk the same language, but how boring that would be :DVive la difference
    Nice one OWG - one of these days the genders will talk the same language, but how boring that would be :DVive la difference
    Nice one OWG - one of these days the genders will talk the same language, but how boring that would be :DVive la difference
    Nice one OWG - one of these days the genders will talk the same language, but how boring that would be :DVive la difference
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  4. jjordie

    The Wedding Test.........

    That was so funny.......
    That was so funny.......
    That was so funny.......
    That was so funny.......
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  5. Dorsetmike

    Indian Rhapsody, (with apologies to Queen)

    hehe i know, very good anyway!
    hehe i know, very good anyway!
    hehe i know, very good anyway!
    hehe i know, very good anyway!
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  6. Dorsetmike

    Monday mirth

    its the way you tell em :D ;) :eek:
    its the way you tell em :D ;) :eek:
    its the way you tell em :D ;) :eek:
    its the way you tell em :D ;) :eek:
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  7. Gogs

    Pulled over....!!!

    excelent
    excelent
    excelent
    excelent
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  8. Dorsetmike

    Pirate joke

    nice one mike
    nice one mike
    nice one mike
    nice one mike
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  9. oldwinegum

    fine wine

    lovely
    lovely
    lovely
    lovely
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    650
  10. oldwinegum

    Grandchildren

    i like it a lot
    i like it a lot
    i like it a lot
    i like it a lot
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  11. Sunshine P

    just for fun

    thanks jazz,I had better get more posts done then :D
    thanks jazz,I had better get more posts done then :D
    thanks jazz,I had better get more posts done then :D
    thanks jazz,I had better get more posts done then :D
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  12. oldwinegum

    This months blond joke

    i like that one.
    i like that one.
    i like that one.
    i like that one.
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  13. oldwinegum

    New job

    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
    :D :D
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  14. jjordie

    Anybody got any Lego Bricks ?

    I think he must have seen and heard alot of mad and bad stuff when he was a lawyer.He seems to be letting go of alot. Very pleased for the man.
    I think he must have seen and heard alot of mad and bad stuff when he was a lawyer.He seems to be letting go of alot. Very pleased for the man.
    I think he must have seen and heard alot of mad and bad stuff when he was a lawyer.He seems to be letting go of alot. Very pleased for the man.
    I think he must have seen and heard alot of mad and bad stuff when he was a lawyer.He seems to be letting go of alot. Very pleased for the man.
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  15. Banana Man

    Sweet Joke

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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  16. Dorsetmike

    Just look at the t*ts on this

    thats a loveley pair mike
    thats a loveley pair mike
    thats a loveley pair mike
    thats a loveley pair mike
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  17. Victoria

    Who is Jack Schitt?

    A worthy contender for the best of the month, and a must for passing on. Tks Mike (OWG).
    A worthy contender for the best of the month, and a must for passing on. Tks Mike (OWG).
    A worthy contender for the best of the month, and a must for passing on. Tks Mike (OWG).
    A worthy contender for the best of the month, and a must for passing on. Tks Mike (OWG).
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  18. oldwinegum

    mod please check this one

    hahah! Class!
    hahah! Class!
    hahah! Class!
    hahah! Class!
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  19. oldwinegum

    When men were men

    old wine gum, your jokes crease me. find myself giggling from time to time, for no reason.
    old wine gum, your jokes crease me. find myself giggling from time to time, for no reason.
    old wine gum, your jokes crease me. find myself giggling from time to time, for no reason.
    old wine gum, your jokes crease me. find myself giggling from time to time, for no reason.
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  20. Dorsetmike

    How to feel good

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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