Jesus Has Been In Tesco Again

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      :loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
       
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        That's expensive water Shiney! :biggrin:
         
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          Was there anything in the loaves and fishes isles? :)
           
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            I can turn wine into water.



            Does that make me the antichrist?
             
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              Our @Zigs can allegedly make wine out of Sunny Delight, and moonshine out of just about anything. Jesus was a one trick pony in the alcohol brewing department. Zigs knows far more tricks. Does that make him some sort of Grandmaster Superchrist?
               
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                I've actually touched the rock Jesus was sat on when he divided the loaves and fishes. Crusts and bones everywhere.
                 
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                  5,000 people wouldn't eat their crusts???:biggrin:
                   
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                    Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup :scratch:

                    I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert :dunno:
                     
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