The Gardeners Arms (always open)

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  1. Fat Controller

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    One triple Prussers for Jack, with no ice (who needs that pish, as it only dilutes the good stuff...... :biggrin:)

    Many years ago, I dyed my hair blonde (from dark brown, near black); to get it to dye properly, it needed two treatments with the dye/bleach, and my hair ended up breaking down and going like straw. My neighbour (hairdresser) who did it went into a complete flap and I had to attend her house every night for weeks to have it washed, dried and treated with Aussie Hair Insurance.

    Nowadays, my hair is starting to have the odd one turn light coloured all by itself......
     
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      Hair dye- I was thinking about that last night. I have been going grey for some time now and mused about putting a rinse (do they still have them) in my hair.
       
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        Ahh, it was you was it, I was in Gibraltar in 1971 :snorky:
         
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          Only in blue apparently.
           
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            Good afternoon where is everyone, animated-owl-image-0069.gif this place is a tip,they must have had a good night here last night,who's turn to do the cleaning,all right I'll do it,OH NO! suppose I will have to use the broom @Zigs has taken the hoover home again,:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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              I'll help tidy as soon as I've finished the muffin I scoffed from the kitchen :)
               
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                Still hoovering up owl feathers here [​IMG]
                 
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                  So was I, 71 to 74 with the Border shut
                   
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                    It is better to use a mousse now a days and build the colour up so it is not such a noticeable change
                     
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                        Careful Jack, any more girly talk like that and we will have to trade your Skoda in for an Audi TT (or any other girly hairdressers car.... :biggrin:)
                         
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                            Thank you @Jack McHammocklashing . I bet you got great gams and would look great in a skirt :) serious, I don't know if I want to try but will keep this info in the decision making process.

                            Having my usual red wine spritzers and watching Lethal 2. Hope the tv is not too loud. Let me know if it is and I'll turn it down..
                             
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                              You know what they say about Sailors, Lori:dunno::heehee:
                               
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                                They live on boats? They occasionally get wet? :scratch:
                                 
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