A Joke Or Two 2025

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              Trump to Musk 'Canada is mining and selling too many minerals'

              Musk 'What are you going to do?'

              Trump 'Order Tariffs to make them mine less'

              Musk 'Mine fewer'

              Trump 'Shhh, don't call me that just yet'
               
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                You are going to have to explain why this funny; as for once Trump's grammar is correct "mine less" being correct as no quantity is specified. "Order tariffs" should be "Impose tariffs".
                 
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                Imagine Musk with a German accent?????
                 
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                  I have German friends and I can imagine how they would pronounce "mine fewer" pretty much as an English speaker would do.
                  Also why would Elon Musk have a Geman accent; he's a South African who emigrated to the USA.
                   
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                      psst... "Mein Führer"...

                      Not a very punchy joke I think. Perhaps it's just because I find all three characters in it not quite my favourites. :noidea:
                       
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                        Now why would you think that? :whistle: :roflol:
                         
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                          Musk to Trump: In Europe they are calling me a Nazi
                          Trump: Fake news Elon, the Nazis made really good cars
                           
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