WHERE IS IT ?.

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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    Dear Joan.:WINK1:
    I Have a problem,I am sure my Bathroom Is Bugged!.
    The problem is,if I am in the Bathroom,whether it is 4am/6am/8am, during Mid shower,Mid Shave,Mid sh**, the toilet door gets Rapped and a voice will call,
    "Are you going to be long in there!?, it's the Wife.:wallbanging:.
    I have a theory.Somewhere in the bathroom there is an alarm that goes off in the bedroom when I am in the middle of whatever,covered in shower gel/shampoo,shaving soap,or just in the middle of a good sh**.

    This Alarm will waken her up,and she is (Bursting),and must go to the toilet:mad:.

    I am At my wits end ,I have Hunted High And Low,and I cannot Trace this Alarm.:scratch:. It's Driving me Round The Bend:rolleyespink:. Has Anyone else Had This Problem ?.
    Is There An Alarm ? Or is it all in my Drain?.:WINK1: :WINK1:.
     
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      kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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      My goodness! Have you not got two bathrooms?
       
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        gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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        Ever thought of a Guzunder?
         
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          kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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          My goodness! That's an old word now.
           
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            gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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            Goes with the territory - old bloke, old words
             
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            • music

              music Memories Are Made Of This.

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              'Ah' Gcc3663 ,A Gazunder, Do you mean ' La Pot De Chambre',' A Thunder Pot',
              A Pi** Pot :WINK1:. Great Idea I Will Buy A Bucket Tomorrow They Are Cheaper:WINK1:.
               
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              gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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              As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed":snooze::roflol:
               
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