You know it's really summer when....

The fruit flies are back over the kitchen compost bin.


You can reduce the duvet quantity by 50%.


The over-the-knee socks have not had an outing for several weeks.

 

At 10.30 at night I am standing on the patio in my nightie!!

Val

 

Last night we had the window open, no duvet on, and the pedestal fan on.

Today, as I'm off work, the wife made me trim the hedge. That's ok though, cos I volunteered to collect the lad from school afterwards. If wife goes, she brings him straight home. If I go we have a detour to the sweets shop where today we bought ice lollies.

 

...when you realise you hate warm weather. Give me some rain and snow!!!

 

No, that's not how you know its summer, its how you know you're British When you hate the weather no matter what it does

 

when you hate all weather, love queuing, love having a sit down and will drink tea no matter what the situation.

I was at the beach on the East Coast yesterday and it must've been about 28C, overheard an elderly chap complaining he couldn't get a cup of tea in a proper cup. It's nearly 30C man!!!!!

 

you know its summer when you run around the garden at 2am in the nuddy shouting "i'm the man......."









just me then??/........... i'll get me coat.......

 

Don't even think it!!!!!! We have waited a long time for this weather!!!

Val

 

32 degrees in my neck of the woods today. You'll be able to leave the nightie off tonight!

 

When you've got white bits!

 

My favourite pastime in hot weather: Spot the old person wearing an overcoat or big woolly cardigan. There's always one.

Why?

 

And lobsters.

 

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a bananana

 

WHAT??? leave off my winceyette nightie.

Val

 

The flies in the garden pester the life out of you trying to get into every facial orifice!