Facebook could kill you dead

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  1. clueless1

    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    • Jiffy

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      Well what can you say
       
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      • JWK

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        What a dozey apeth :heehee:
         
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          I'm glad to see she didn't let go of her phone!!! :snork:
           
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            I've seen these stupid idiots crossing roads staring at their phones.:mad:
             
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            • Phil A

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              She'm were taking a long browse off a short pier.
               
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              • Phil A

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                Think i'll put full Camoflage gear on, put me head phones on full, then walk up a single track road on the wrong side, with the sun behind me whilst checking facebook.

                What could go wrong?
                 
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                • Spruce

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                  I was at a crossing over a boulevard central isle and a girl on her phone just about to walk and the light on green and a stranger grabbed her back , she told him to you know what !!! and that was his thanks for saving her !! and the poor motorist who would of knocked her down we were all shaken with what happened and she just strolled off with not a care in the word , it doesn't surprise me

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                  • clueless1

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                    I was driving Gothilda along once when a teenage lad with his headphones on and staring at his phone just breezed right out in front of me without looking. He was lucky because I always drive below the actual speed limit round residential streets, and I always try to anticipate what people might do, so I easily managed to stop before hitting him. He actually didn't even notice nearly 2 tonnes of tank doing an emergency stop right next to him. What he did notice however was that old Gothilda has a horn that puts many new cars to shame. You should have seen the funny little dance he did when Gotty gave him a blast of said horn. I don't think he was dancing to his music:)
                     
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                    • Lolimac

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                      Well i'd be as safe as houses because i have to sit down and concentrate just to do a text message:doh:....
                       
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                      • Jiffy

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                        Nowt, if there good driver about, they would have seen you :dbgrtmb:
                         
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                        Natural selection, modern version :)
                         
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