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    Jiffy The Match is on Fire

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    Somehow, I don't know how, I've turned the washing pink!! Miss Jiff does not like piiiiink, any thing but pink, help- what am i going to do? My guts are going to be garters and pink ones at that!

    Any one have any plans to make a dog house, I'm going to need one fast
     
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        Failing that Bleach!
         
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        Dye it a colour that Miss Jiff likes before she gets home;)
         
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          It was nice knowing you Jiffy ! Do you know your local A and E well :biggrin:
           
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            Pfft that's nothing. I just found a gas leak in my house
             
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              There's your solution Jiff, Janes gonna blow it up for you :yikes: :runforhills:
               
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                oh wow...thankfully you detected it!
                 
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                  Would 'Vanish' make the pink vanish! :)
                   
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                  I think Jiffy has used Vanish on himself .
                   
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                    Hmm, maybe the dog house doesn't have an Internet connection.
                     
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                      I like our house
                      well, i put all the pink things back in for another wash and there not to bad, lucky i didn't put in something red :hapydancsmil: but i do have pink nicks, jeans my socks are not all pink as it mist the bits that have holes in :snork:
                      What's the add say "Trust pink to get thing clean" there allready pink :snork:

                      I didn't need the dog house :phew::phew::phew::phew::phew::phew::phew::phew::phew::phew: :snooze:
                       
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                        A least underwear is reasonably cheap to replace, can't see Mr Jiffy wearing pink undies either!!:smile:
                         
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                          Strongy......Jiffy is a Mister! :)
                           
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                            I am, but some times it changes :whistle:
                             
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