Pirate joke

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    A pirate walks into a bar with his fly unzipped and a steering wheel down his pants. A few patrons give him funny looks as he approaches the bar.

    After he orders a drink, the bartender asks him, "You know you have a steering wheel hanging from your package?"

    "Ay," the pirate responds. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
     
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    :D :D
     
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    nice one mike
     
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