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(This Joke Seems Applicable To This Thread).:WINK1:.

Last night I ended up with an older woman at a bar,
She Wasn't too bad at all she looked Really good for 60 yrs,
I found myself thinking,she probably had a really Hot Daughter,

We drank a couple of Beers, and she asked me if I'd ever had a Sportsmans Double,
"What's That" ?, I Asked.
"It's a Mother And Daughter Threesome," She said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea,I wondered what her Daughter really looked like.
So I said,"No I haven't", We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

"Tonight's your lucky Night", so we went back to her place,
She Turned On The Hall Light And Shouted Upstairs ,






"Mom Are You Still Awake":WINK1::WINK1:.

 

So you're not only free, but you even pay?

Don't worry about it. We all pay in a way. If you're not handing over cash for it, you'll be spending money one way or another for it. Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, ordinary days, etc.

 

I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go
Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds
She said "What kind of girl do you think I am"

I said well we know what kind of girl you are, Now we are just haggling over the price

Jack McH