(This Joke Seems Applicable To This Thread).:WINK1:. Last night I ended up with an older woman at a bar, She Wasn't too bad at all she looked Really good for 60 yrs, I found myself thinking,she probably had a really Hot Daughter, We drank a couple of Beers, and she asked me if I'd ever had a Sportsmans Double, "What's That" ?, I Asked. "It's a Mother And Daughter Threesome," She said. As my mind began to embrace the idea,I wondered what her Daughter really looked like. So I said,"No I haven't", We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky Night", so we went back to her place, She Turned On The Hall Light And Shouted Upstairs , "Mom Are You Still Awake":WINK1::WINK1:.
So you're not only free, but you even pay? Don't worry about it. We all pay in a way. If you're not handing over cash for it, you'll be spending money one way or another for it. Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, ordinary days, etc.
I talked to a gorgeous young shop assistant and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million pounds, She said fine lets go Just a minute would you sleep with me for ten pounds She said "What kind of girl do you think I am" I said well we know what kind of girl you are, Now we are just haggling over the price Jack McH
