todays smile

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      Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

      My sense of decency. :whistle:
       
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        My sight looking through my rose tinted glasses at the world:heehee:
         
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          Hi,

          Having time for idiots.

          Kind regards, Colin.
           
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            If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

            Three days of steady drinking should do it.
             
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              According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

              No wait until morning. :whistle: :heehee:
               
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                  Not really what you mean @Plant Assassin sorry, but this reminded me of a joke my 11 year old told my recently
                  - why was the cloud grey and moody?
                  - it was miss thunderstood
                   
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                    I am lucky to still enjoy a sense of humour, I think.... but I know I'd get a diminished capacity rating for patience. I seem to suffer from impetuosity, no time like the present!
                     
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                      It's not all downhill though. I'm apparently developing a very high level of procrastination skill, in fact it's turning into a form of art.

                      Christmas is now just around the corner so I don't have to put last year's advent calendar away, it can stay in it's place on the mantelpiece. Blind spots...? Moi? I'd rather call it clever time saving. :whistle:
                       
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                        @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think.... :heehee:
                         
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