Bat

A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave.
The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is"
"F##k off" said the bat, "Leave me alone"
"Come on",insisted the other bats, "take us to it"
"F##k off" he replied angrily.
The bats continued to harrass him.
Very angry now the bat with the blood on his face said, "Right,follow me".
He took them into the woods and said, "See that oak tree over there?"
"Yes", said the other bats.
"Well, I didn't"