Chastity Belt

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  1. Shobhna

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    Hahahahahahaha awww no pics tho.
     
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    I guess those firemen will dine free for a while on that story.:)
     
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    Wasn't Max Mosley by any chance.:D
     
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    Reminds me of the one about the Knight going off to the crusades and leaving his wife, fitted with chastity belt, in care of his best mate; He had only got 5 miles down the road when said mate comes galloping up crying "you left the wrong key!!"

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    Oh the embarrassment!
     
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    I think 'once a knight is enough' there, Cheeky Tweeky :eek: LOL
     
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    Classic-especially the comments about his build and the lack of clues ie shackles on the wall.
     
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    Haha... How embarrasing
     
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