Tesco's Greeter

TESCO'S GREETER

A very loud, large, and unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco dragging her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance and around the store.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco. Nice children you've got there madam. Are they twins?"
The hairy ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they're not bloody twins !! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins ??..... Do you SERIOUSLY think they look alike, you d***head ??"
"Absolutely not, madam," replies the greeter :-
"I just can't believe anyone would want to s***w you twice !!"

 

Nice come back ! :D

[ 30. March 2007, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: Banana Man ]

 

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