Work?

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he would
tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,
"...And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too...
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. I can't work in the dark ****

 

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