Hen Crossing... !!

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    :SUNsmile: So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? :scratch:

    Was it because........




    The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.

    Or because.....



    Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.



    Or..........:heehee:








    She was going ploughing a field on the other side ..????





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