Me Mudder..!!

:WINK1: Couldn't resist this one from my Newfie friend..!!

When me prayers were poorly said​

Who tucked me in me liddle bed​

And spanked me till me ass was red,​

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Me Mudder!​

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Who took me from me cozy cot ​

And put me on the ice cold pot ​

And made me pee when I could not,​

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Me Mudder!​

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And when the morning light would come ​

And in me crib me dribbled some ​

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, ​

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Me Mudder!​

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Who would me hair so neatly part ​

And hug me gently to her heart ​

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,​

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Me Mudder!​

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Who looked at me with eyebrows knit​

And nearly have a king size fit ​

When in me Sunday pants me moo poo, ​

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Me Mudder!​

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When at night her bed did squeak ​

Me raised me head to have a peek ​

Who yelled at me to go to sleep,​

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Me Fadder!​

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I hope this keeps ya ​

giggling all day!! ​

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.......and so true