Morning Sex

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  1. Hairy Gardener

    Hairy Gardener Official Ass. (as given by Shiney)

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    • Freddy

      Freddy Miserable git, well known for it

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      Three and a half minutes eh? A pity he doesn't pass on the secret of his 'staying power':heehee:
       
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      • Hairy Gardener

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        Probably not a Gardener.......:loll:
         
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        Jiffy The Match is on Fire

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        Is it Blue Pills ;)
         
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        clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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        I don't understand that one. I thought it took loads more than 30 seconds to boil an egg?:scratch:
         
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          That's because your egg is this big :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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            s-WORLDS-LARGEST-EGG-large.jpg Maybe the egg was this big ?:heehee:
             
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              Morning Sex?? Is That When Men's "BIG DOG " Awake's Before Their Brains"??????.;););).
               
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              • Hairy Gardener

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                :huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:
                 
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                  moyra A knackered Veteran Gardener

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                  Everyone knows it takes at least 4mins 20sec to boil an extra large egg to the perfect boiled egg. Are there any bigger men around?
                   
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                    egg_1372350c.jpg Now boil this one !!:huh:.
                     
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                      moyra A knackered Veteran Gardener

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                      Is it a dinasaurs?
                       
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                      • Hairy Gardener

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                        Sorry sweetie, no.

                        But an example of MY prowess compared to the average...................... :biggrin:
                         
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