Olympics today

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    Breaking News from the Olympics, Sailing Team GB have taken the gold, USA have taken the silver, and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth!

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      Congratulations Jack:dbgrtmb:

      This is the first Olympic 2012 joke I've seen so far, and it didn't disappoint.
       
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        Olympic Newsflash! The Somali Sailing Team have just won their first ever Gold Medal in the single-sailing-dinghy-type-thing, but after Team GB lodged a complaint,
        they have been stripped of the medal, relegated to last place and told that they will be used as Olympic Village cleaners for the duration of the games after it was revealed that they had made illegal use of an R.P.G.

        [​IMG]

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          That IS funny!!
           
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          You're very naughty Jack, shouldn't laugh........:heehee:
           
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          Apparently on the first day of the Olympics, the Romanians took the gold, silver, bronze, copper and anything else they could get their hands on! :biggrin:
           
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            Three Olympic High Jumpers walk into a bar. The Landlord says, "You'll have to do better than that in the Finals."
             
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              The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.

              I'm not so sure - they're pretty quick.

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