Simple Truths

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    SIMPLE TRUTH 1.

    Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.

    Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


    SIMPLE TRUTH 2.

    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congratulations".

    But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

    Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.


     
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