Beware Of Getting More Points On Your Licence!

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      Seems a bit harsh!!!

      Justifiable if caught eating the "evidence" though :snork:
       
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          My father had a licence but never took a test. :dbgrtmb:
           
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            If you're gonna develop an alternative to toothpaste and mouthwash using bogeys, Oral-B may be a good brand name. Wait, what... it's already been patented. Mabye Oral-Z instead :biggrin:

            Nicola Sturgeon's snotty nose would offer a bottomless pit of bogey-mining ventures but good luck in dislodging that from the Eurocrats bum-holes :th scifD36: :smile:
             
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              Will i get a fine for having a itch and itching it
               
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                  Only if it's a delicate one - and no snorting! :nonofinger:
                   
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