A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      Woman: I’ve being taking steroids and I’ve grown a penis!

      Doctor: Anabolic?

      Woman: No, just a penis.
       
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                  I can read it. Obviously I have a mixed up mind. :rolleyespink:
                   
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                      Far too many Scrabble players here ! :heehee:
                       
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                              Me: How do you keep your car so shiny?

                              My friend: Polish.

                              Me: Oh, sorry. Jak dbasz o to, aby Twój samochód był tak lśniący?
                               
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                                So have I @Ladybird4 yes very clever.
                                Worrying easy for me to read :heehee:
                                 
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