A Joke Or Two 2025

I've decided I'm going to start looking for my birth mother.

I realise of course that I may never find her.

But that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA.

 

Love it @Cordy!

 

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I found my husband hanging from a rope in our bedroom.

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and thank God he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

 

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A woman sipped a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband. She said, "I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband replied,
"Is that you talking... or the wine?"
She smiled and said,
"It’s me… talking to the wine."

 

I know the feeling @Ladybird4
I've got soooo many pots......I can't possibly have bought that many plants

 

What did the drummer call his two daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two…

 

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