A Joke Or Two 2025

According to the BMI chart, I’m too short.

 

An old one.

A builder asked his boss if he could take the excavated sand to his garden. The boss gave his permission and every day after work the builder passed the building site gates with a wheelbarrow full of sand.

After some time the site guards became suspicious that he is stealing some valuable materials, and felt through the sand- nothing.

The same continued day after day, the guards feeling through the sand and finding nothing. No copper cables, no tools, nothing- just sand.

When the project was complete, the guards pulled the builder to one side.

"Look, we are sure you have been stealing something. For our peace of mind, please can you tell us? "

"I stole wheelbarrows"

 

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Love the Celine Dion one @Star gaze Lily!

 

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