A Joke Or Two 2025

A woman was trying to get onto a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg onto the first step.

Slightly embarrassed, she smiled at the driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, hoping it would give her enough slack. She tried the step—but still couldn’t get her leg up.

A bit more flustered, she unzipped a little more and tried again. No luck. Once more, she smiled at the driver, unzipped a bit further, and still failed to climb the step.

By now, a large man standing behind her simply picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the bus step.

She turned on him, furious. “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are!”

The man grinned and drawled, “Well, normally I’d agree with you… but after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we were friends.”

 

Fifteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs’ parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
    12.Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don’t lick 'em.
12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
    And last, but not least:
14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.
    To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
    Then open the door, and observe who’s happy to see you!

 

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