A Joke Or Two 2025

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Wasn’t his hair lovely!

 

Pudding basin cut, it was all the rage.

 

Just bought a wig for only £1. It was a small price toupee.

 

The year is 2025. There are machines which can look through skin and see bones. There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped. There's even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a single drop of spit. Why is it then when I need my prostate checking, a man sticks his finger up my a** and wriggles it about a bit?

 

And even then he dont have a clue, and sends you to a specialist.

 

Did you hear about the new documentary about constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

 

Do like the mathematician - work it out with a pencil.

 

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