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                    The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

                    Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my grandad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

                    The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

                    Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Edinburgh castle and I was fascinated.”

                    The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

                    Wee Hughie raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Hughie before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

                    Wee Hughie said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

                    The teacher sat down and cried.
                     
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