A Joke Or Two 2025

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  1. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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        Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          I recently applied for a job in a local sandwich shop but was unsuccessful.

          They told me all the roles had been filled.
           
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            When I was a child, I fitted two bright lights under the seat on my bike. This was so that I could see the track back to the farmhouse in the dark.

            It was the one of the first versions of saddle light navigation in the world.
             
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                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                  Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                      Absolutely brilliant @Songbird! You know I love cats!
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                            Can't stop chuckling at that one @john558 :heehee:
                             
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                              When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.

                              "Tarzan not know lovemake." he replied.

                              Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said,

                              "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

                              Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here." she said, pointing to her privates, "You must put it in here."

                              Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for??!!"

                              "Always check for squirrels."
                               
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