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    I remember watching that on TV - Des O'Connor hadn't a clue what to do with himself...
     
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      Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.

      1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
      2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
      3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
      4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
      5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
      6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
      7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
      8. You still have a little bit on your chin.
      9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
      10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
       
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                      Whats the name for a crowd of bankers?

                      A Wunch!
                       
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                          Why is it that everyone knows the name of 9 of the reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph) yet nobody seems to remember Barry?
                           
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                                Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shovelled snow off a Canadian driveway.

                                Name the two seasons of Canada.
                                Winter, and July.

                                A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore.

                                He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie.
                                “Master, Master you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any three wishes and I will grant them to you.”
                                The man thought for a moment and said, “I would like the following three things to happen this year — The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley
                                Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors win the NBA title.”
                                The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle.

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