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        Maggie found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
        The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears.

        He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
        The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

        Maggie went to Boots and bought some “Nair” hair remover.

        At the desk, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

        Maggie said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

        The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

        Maggie replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on ma Schnauzer.”

        The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.””
         
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