A Joke Or Two 2025

Maggie found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears.

He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

Maggie went to Boots and bought some “Nair” hair remover.

At the desk, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

Maggie said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

Maggie replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on ma Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.””

 

A teacher asked her children to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols... Imagine her surprise when she saw what her chidren had actually written.

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He’s makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer.

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You’ll go down in Listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

You have to love kids don’t you.

 

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