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A Joke Or Two 2025

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    Bob the builder goes up to a stunning looking woman in a Wick bar and said, Hi im Bob i have a 9inch penis and can have sex all night .

    So they go back to her flat and after very dissapointing sex for her she said, you have a 5 inch penis and lasted 3 minutes!!!!.

    Bob replied im a builder it was an estimate .......
     
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              You find excellent jokes, @Ladybird4! :dbgrtmb: I have just noticed it is your birthday today, so Merry Birthday as well as Happy Christmas! :star:
               
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