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A Joke Or Two 2025

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  1. Fat Controller

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    Bob the builder goes up to a stunning looking woman in a Wick bar and said, Hi im Bob i have a 9inch penis and can have sex all night .

    So they go back to her flat and after very dissapointing sex for her she said, you have a 5 inch penis and lasted 3 minutes!!!!.

    Bob replied im a builder it was an estimate .......
     
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              You find excellent jokes, @Ladybird4! :dbgrtmb: I have just noticed it is your birthday today, so Merry Birthday as well as Happy Christmas! :star:
               
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                    Hi,

                    Happy birthday @Ladybird4 I hope you're snowed under with prezzies.

                    Kind regards, Col.
                     
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                      Hi,

                      A bit of Northern cheer;



                      Kind regards, Col.
                       
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                            Thank you very much @Retired for your birthday wishes. I have some final gifts I will be opening today. Great fun!
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                                Thank you so much @Logan. Oh my but that song brought back many memories! :smile:
                                 
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