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A Joke or Two 2026

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, Jan 1, 2026.

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                This is actually a real classified ad for a car that I've just read, and had to post...

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                  My friend in London is so posh she thinks a creche is

                  a road traffic accident in Knightsbridge.
                   
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                    Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe.

                    A friend says,

                    "Hey Paddy, why don't ya get Mick to help?"

                    Paddy says,

                    "He's inside, carrying the clothes."
                     
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