A Cow an Ant and an Old Fart

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  1. Doghouse Riley

    Doghouse Riley Head Gardener

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    A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

    The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

    The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

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  2. loopy lou

    loopy lou Gardener

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    oh thank you doghouse!!

    so i am an old fart then lol

    loopy
     
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  3. Lizyann

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    Yes I fell for it as well doghouse, very good
     
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    Me too, another old fart lol
     
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  5. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Nahh!! It was meant for me. If you look in my profile you'll see why. :hehe::rotfl:
     
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    I'm one too:)

    cheers
     
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  7. Pete02

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    Still falling for it lol!!
     
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